What you Can Expect when you visit ME at the Bunnyranch!
Here is one very common example of what to expect when you see me……
Any way you drive here is quite scenic, one hour South of Las Vegas. No heavy traffic. Very pleasant.
While you fantasize your meeting with me. Don’t worry about what you’re going to say or what you’re going to do. I’m very approachable, down to earth fun loving, non-judgmental, and extremely friendly!
.
If you have an appointment with me or you don’t want to see a line-up of all the ladies, please ring the bell on the gate twice when you arrive and also please let a hostess or bartender know to get me even though I’ll be waiting for you in the bar or the parlor anyway.
When I show you around, I will usually ask you first if you’d like to wet your whistle. If you have an appointment with me, I’ll comp your drinks. We can then either relax at the bar or in the parlor or start right away on a tour of our facilities. I’ll show you all around the property letting you see all the specialty suites while we get to know each other and we’ll eventually end up in my room, which is the only place I’m actually allowed to talk prices with you.
By now you’ll feel real comfortable with me as you find out that I’m real easy to talk to and that we probably have a whole lot more in common than you could have ever imagined.
We’ll discuss what it is you were hoping to do, all kinds of options for your party and decide which party and price works best for you. Don’t worry about this part, it’s a lot easier than you think.
Just be honest in what you want and what you can afford, and everything will work out fine. Believe me I’ve heard all kinds of things and that’s one of the most intriguing parts of my job to me. I can’t be insulted I’ve been hit with all kinds of requests from all kinds of angles and believe you me it’s all good and fun to me.
The worst thing that can happen is I say “no” and if we don’t come to an agreement (rare), you can just tour with another lady. We have something for everyone!!
You can pay by MasterCard, Visa, debit Card, cashier’s check, travelers checks, credit card check, and cash. No American Express. Your billing statement as well as your receipt is discreetly billed and won’t say you were at a brothel.
My poolside bungalow is really nice and comfortable and is the nicest on property with all the bells and whistles and that comes free of charge just because you chose me and because I have proven myself worthy.
I have all kinds of music and lighting for whatever kind of ambiance you want. I have a huge selection of lingerie, costumes, sex toys, lotions, oils, videos and music. You can bring anything you’d like to add to your party. You can even bring your camera phone for selfies, pics and music.
I’ve done about the best I can to give you an idea about prices in the FAQ
The truth of the matter is this…I can’t make you spend any more than you want to. I’m going to do my best to give you what you want at a price you can afford. I always give you more than what you paid for so that you’ll want to come back and see me again and again.
You’ll never feel rushed by me. I’m very laid back, erotic, friendly, open minded and fun. I love humor and am always cracking jokes. I’m very tuned in to your needs and I will do all I can to accommodate you without ever embarrassing you in any way.
I really, really love sex and touch and I especially love to orgasm and you’ll see me get a “buzz like” look and complete feeling of contentment when I attain one. I orgasm in every party, no matter what!
I’m not a “clock watcher”. I don’t allow the cashier to set her timer for our party or call into the room via intercom when our time is up by saying “time to re-party Amy” meaning “get more money” or finish up your party. There isn’t really a set amount of time that I have to finish the party. There isn’t a house “minimum” that you have to spend and there isn’t a written guideline for me as to how much time or activity per amount of money spent. I have complete leeway in this department. I am, after all, “Air Force Amy” and that comes with many and exclusive privileges. I’ve earned the luxury of you and I calling all the shots, no matter what.
I don’t just “dump” you at the bar or parlor when we are done. I never over book any one day so that I always have at least the entire afternoon or night with you even if it is not in the bedroom.
I am so lucky and blessed to be able to touch so many lives with an endless supply of love and care. I truly and easily find so many things to love about you that I really do fall in love every time!
How about you come on in and let me show you some real love from a genuine and ‘real” woman!