Fast Cars, Sex & Fun with Air Force Amy in Reno, NV

Available dates through March 31st. How exciting! I thought I would have to go to Las Vegas for this experience, but we now have it available right here in Reno, NV.

Let me be your dream date and let’s also go out on my dream date!

If you know me, you know that I love fast cars and I love to drive fast! I have never driven super fast around the track.

I have tickets for Feb 16, book an appointment to see me and let’s talk about going together on my dream date and or choose another date (Feb 16, 17 and Mar 30 & 31) for us from their website at www.exoticcarexperiences.com

Because experience is everything! Let’s create the ultimate experience of a life time!

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National Bubble Bath Day with AFA January 8th!

National Bubble Bath Day!

Yes, that is a thing, National Bubble Bath Day, January 8th!

And it is not as silly as it might seem.  After a little more thought, perhaps we DO need a day of national recognition to remind us of the benefits of bubble baths.

I am very fortunate to have the luxury of bubbles baths incorporated into my “work” routine.  I’ve always said I get all my love and affection with my clients.  I can amend that to say I get all my bubble baths with my clients too!

I can’t remember the last time (well, I do, but it was very long time ago) that I took a bubble bath by myself at home. I’m willing to bet that you cannot remember the last time you took a bubble bath either.

Bubble baths are such an unsung hero and we do love them so much because they are so relaxing yet we rarely take the time to enjoy their loveliness.

Something magical happens when you slip into a tub filling with water as hot as you can handle (add jets, much better). As soon as you add the bubble bath and the fragrance fills the air, the jets are swirling so the warm waters embrace your body and the bubbles begin to rise, you know you have now entered the “me time” zone.

The bubble bath gives you permission to escape and allows your mind to relax while the heat works it’s way into your bones. The stress of the day dissolves.

Although I add all the bells and whistles to a bubble bath supreme with me, you don’t have to add the candles, the foot massage, the scalp massage, the bodies slipping into each each, the footsie play and snuggling under bubbles with me to enjoy a simple bubble bath at home.

Draw a bath at home, add bubbles, let the bubbles begin to overflow the tub and watch how you are immediately thrown back to a childhood memory of how fun and risky it was to overflow the bath with bubbles.

Hooray for National Bubble Bath Day!  Even if only to remind us all how truly wonderful a bubble bath may be.


I was thrilled to enjoy this very bath and photo shoot at a Las Vegas Estate.

Happy to help.

Those with the means are encouraged to contact me for more information on your own bubble bath adventure with me!

Holiday Cheer w/ Air Force Amy

 

Air Force Amy Here…with Some Holiday Cheer!

Dear Friend,
 
Christmas can be a stressful time…what with all the shopping, decorating, office parties, etc.

But it’s Christmas Eve.  The hard part is almost done.  Time to kick back, relax and enjoy the holiday.
 
So to brighten your day, I thought I’d share some Christmas jokes to take the edge off and get you in the right spirit.  
Enjoy!

Air Force Amy
“Not Just Sex…An Adventure!”
www.AirForceAmy.com
 
* * *
 
The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Air Force Amy asking to sit on his lap. 
 
We all know Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas.
 
“Something for my mother, please,” Amy replied.
 
“Something for your mother? That’s very loving and thoughtful of you,” smiled Santa. “What would you like me to bring her?”
 
Amy answered quickly, “A son-in-law!”
 
* * * *
 
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.
 
“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
 
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “This represents a candle,” he said.
 
“Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates,” said Saint Peter.
 
The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. They jingled as he shook them and he said, “They’re bells.”
 
Saint Peter said, “You may also enter heaven.”
 
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties. 
 
Saint Peter looked at the man, puzzled. 
 
“And just what do those symbolize?” he asked with a raised eyebrow.
 
The man replied, “These are Carol’s.”
 
* * *
 
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? 
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
 
(YES!  He comes to the Bunny Ranch every year!)
 
Q: How do snowmen make babies?
A: Snowballs, of course.
 
Q: What do the female reindeer do when the guys are out working?
A: They go into town and blow a few bucks.
 
Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
A: Because he only comes once a year.
 
Q: What’s Santa’s safe sex tip?
A: Wrap your package before shoving it down the chimney.
 
Q: Why does Santa land on the roof?
A: Because he likes it on top.
 
Q: What do a train set and boobs have in common?
A: They were both made for kids but dads can’t help playing with them.
 
Q: What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?
A: “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”
 
Q: Why did the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because his wife was a total flake.
 
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrapper!
 
Q: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

(Hat tip: Pippa Raga at Distractify.com)

 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


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My Official Air Force Amy/Bunny Ranch Visitors Guide

This is the most comprehensive FAQ ever written about The Bunny Ranch.  My FAQ tells you everything you need to know for a smooth and easy, hassle free, worry free, Air Force Amy/Bunny Ranch adventure.

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What’s On the Menu? YOU!!!

Here is a guide of all the activities I offer when you come see me at the Bunnyranch. 

You do not have to pay for each activity ala carte.  Most of these activities can be combined into one package.

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Air Force Amy on Judge Pirro- A Legendary Fum Memory!

My Christmas Eve Free Gift To You.  The fond memories of you and I make me smile all the time.

Here is one of my funniest legendary memories of all time: My Day in Court with Judge Jeanine Pirro.

This is an oldie but goodie…and still brings a smile to my face every time I watch it!

In this episode I sued my friend and co-worker Bunny Love on Judge Jeanine Pirro’s courtroom show back in 2010.

My favorite part was when Judge Jeanine asked how I got from the Air Force to the Bunny Ranch.

She and audience broke up over my answer!

And don’t worry.  Bunny Love and I were, are and will forever be BFF’s.

If you’ve never seen the episode, here it is.  Hope you enjoy it.

And Happy New Year!

I am Your Millionaire Match You Don’t Have To Marry!

I am Your Millionaire Match You Don’t Have To Marry!
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I am your # 1 Choice For A No Strings Romantic Partner
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I offer experiences catered to the man that has everything and has arrived in life. I have arrived in life.  I am super successful and I have the most experience, the most titles, the most satisfied clients. I am the #1 choice of the affluent and the super affluent. You are looking for that extraordinary experience of a life-time and that it what I consistently deliver.

A cut above the rest. I am the reason to pull the trigger and contact me. I am award winning, beautiful, smart, funny, nice, honest and a very hard worker. I am a world traveler, a jet setter and super affluent myself.

I work by appointment only and I base my schedule around the dates you want to see me. Choose a date/s and email me to get started. I like to plan extensively for your arrival and your romantic getaway with me. I care, I know what you want and I have the experience and drive to deliver.

I cater to the affluent and the super affluent. I have the most experience, period. I am the best sex that you will ever have, period. And no one finds argue with that or even dares to claim it. I claim it. I own it. I deliver. I love that I can add my sexual talents to everything else that I have to offer.

Experience is my hook. I offer an unequaled experience. I create and deliver the best experiences because I have the experience to do so.   I have the most experience of anyone in my industry. I am always cultivating new and better experiences. My experience allows me to pay attention to and craft everything for you down to the smallest of details.

I embody the romantic getaway. You want to relax, escape your everyday life, feel like you are still in the game – or just get in the game – with a woman whose only agenda is to make you happy. That is a short list of what I provide. I pay attention to you. I care about you. I am extremely grateful for your time, your attention and the monies you spend and the effort you make to see me. I appreciate all the things you do and I repay you 1000 fold with everything I have to offer. I have delivered the most five, six and seven digit experiences than anyone else in my field.

My proven track record and longevity way past what is normal is testament to my award winning customer service, quality and care given everyone I meet.

I like fine dining, festivals, local annual events, people watching, conversation, diet & exercise, healthy habits, sight seeing, health spas, long walks, coffee houses, quaint down towns, history, cars, driving fast, multi tasking, resting and relaxation, the beach, the slopes, the green, dancing and gambling.

You do want the most experienced, the most beautiful, the most charming and most down to earth woman in Nevada to be the most enjoyable company you will ever experience, and I am the experience for you.

Please email me to begin your journey to the experience of a lifetime.