Fast Cars, Sex & Fun with Air Force Amy in Reno, NV

Available dates through March 31st. How exciting! I thought I would have to go to Las Vegas for this experience, but we now have it available right here in Reno, NV.

Let me be your dream date and let’s also go out on my dream date!

If you know me, you know that I love fast cars and I love to drive fast! I have never driven super fast around the track.

I have tickets for Feb 16, book an appointment to see me and let’s talk about going together on my dream date and or choose another date (Feb 16, 17 and Mar 30 & 31) for us from their website at www.exoticcarexperiences.com

Because experience is everything! Let’s create the ultimate experience of a life time!

Contact me airforceamy@me.com

Air Force Amy Book Contest. Enter to win here!

 

Enter to Win!

Calling all clients!

I’ve never pressured, or most times, ever even asked you to write a review of our time together.

And if I did ask you to write a review it was because I gave you something extra and above and beyond what was expected; and instead of me asking for something monetary, I was being kind and asked for a review instead.

I’ve never hounded anyone to write a review, not even a review that they owed  or promised me, thus I have very little reviews compared to the number of extraordinary experiences I have provided.

Here is my call to action;

If you have ever seen me throughout the years and you can recall (I know you can) and write a review of our time together, I will put your review in a contest to win a copy of my first edition, first ever released, numbered and autographed edition of my brand new book, hot off the presses and not yet released copy of

“Air Force Amy’s 69 Favorite Sex Quotes of All Time.”  Autographed and numbered 1-100 in the first edition.

The winner will get the first ever released autographed and numbered one (001 of 100) copy of my book.


All you have to do is write your review of me and or our time together in 100 words or less and you will be entered in this contest.

Submit your review here.  The contest will run for the 1 week.  I will choose my favorite review on January 12, 2019.

Note:  I will not discriminate between real or fantasy reviews (I won’t know how) or reviews of my “service before the sale”.  So, everyone stands a chance!

I know your happy memories and fantasies alike will trigger a good feeling inside. So why not share them so others are inclined to get an experience with me similar to yours?

I’m also hoping your review will trigger a desire for you to see me again!  Plus, I wanted my already loyal clients to get a chance at owning my first ever book!

No, the book is not for sale at this time. Do not ask for a copy of the book or when it will be released. I have not yet decided.

Just write a review. That is the only way for a chance to own the book at this time.

Good luck lovers & writers!

All my love,

Air Force Amy

Again, enter to win, submit your review here.

National Bubble Bath Day with AFA January 8th!

National Bubble Bath Day!

Yes, that is a thing, National Bubble Bath Day, January 8th!

And it is not as silly as it might seem.  After a little more thought, perhaps we DO need a day of national recognition to remind us of the benefits of bubble baths.

I am very fortunate to have the luxury of bubbles baths incorporated into my “work” routine.  I’ve always said I get all my love and affection with my clients.  I can amend that to say I get all my bubble baths with my clients too!

I can’t remember the last time (well, I do, but it was very long time ago) that I took a bubble bath by myself at home. I’m willing to bet that you cannot remember the last time you took a bubble bath either.

Bubble baths are such an unsung hero and we do love them so much because they are so relaxing yet we rarely take the time to enjoy their loveliness.

Something magical happens when you slip into a tub filling with water as hot as you can handle (add jets, much better). As soon as you add the bubble bath and the fragrance fills the air, the jets are swirling so the warm waters embrace your body and the bubbles begin to rise, you know you have now entered the “me time” zone.

The bubble bath gives you permission to escape and allows your mind to relax while the heat works it’s way into your bones. The stress of the day dissolves.

Although I add all the bells and whistles to a bubble bath supreme with me, you don’t have to add the candles, the foot massage, the scalp massage, the bodies slipping into each each, the footsie play and snuggling under bubbles with me to enjoy a simple bubble bath at home.

Draw a bath at home, add bubbles, let the bubbles begin to overflow the tub and watch how you are immediately thrown back to a childhood memory of how fun and risky it was to overflow the bath with bubbles.

Hooray for National Bubble Bath Day!  Even if only to remind us all how truly wonderful a bubble bath may be.


I was thrilled to enjoy this very bath and photo shoot at a Las Vegas Estate.

Happy to help.

Those with the means are encouraged to contact me for more information on your own bubble bath adventure with me!

Air Force Amy on Virgin Galactic “50 Mile High Club” Rocket Ship Flights.

Virgin Galactic Should Add a “50-Mile High Club” to Rocket Ship Flights

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Air Force Amy – a U.S. Air Force veteran, star of HBO’s “Cathouse” TV series, and legal sex provider at the world-famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada – announced today that she’s ready, willing and able to share her “out of this world” talents on Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic rocket ship flights once commercial space tourism finally gets off the ground.

I’m already a longtime Charter Member of the Mile-High Club,” Amy noted, referencing the unofficial guild of individuals who have engaged in sexual activity on an airplane.  “Who better to take that experience to a whole new level 50 miles off the ground?”

Virgin Galactic’s VSS Unity reached space altitude for the first time during a test flight over California earlier this month; a big step toward fulfilling Branson’s dream of ferrying civilian tourists into outer space and back.

“Space is Virgin territory!” Branson exclaimed after the successful test flight.

“That’s music to my ears,” Amy replied.  “Nobody has more experience conquering virgin territory than me!”

More than 600 people have already signed up for rides in the six-passenger rocket ship for fees of up to $250,000.

“It’s hard to imagine anything more exciting than space travel for the average person,” Amy said.  “But that’s only because they haven’t thought about taking me with them.  I guarantee they won’t be thinking about Mission Control.  Instead, they’ll be focusing on Missionary Position Control!”

Amy acknowledged there might be some legal issues involved with adding her services as an upsell on space voyages, as sex-for-fee services are only legal in certain parts of Nevada and “out-dates” to other states are prohibited.

“I understand that interstate commerce laws against sex-for-fee services could be a challenge,” Amy said.  “But what we’re talking about here is inter-planetary commerce.  I’m not sure what governing body would have jurisdiction.  Maybe the United Federation of Planets?  Anybody got Bill Shatner’s number?”

Amy noted that commercial airlines offer various upgrade options, especially the option to fly first-class, and believes offering a sex-included option with a professional courtesan would be a valuable add-on for some of the affluent customers who Virgin Galactic is seeking to attract.

“Sir Richard is well-known as a risk-taking entrepreneur and world-class marketer who strives to provide luxury services that are out of this world,” Amy continued.  “So adding a clothes-less experience to the weightless experience seems like a natural fit. And it’s a simple ‘want fries with that’ question for ticketing agents.”

Amy added that she might even be able to provide passengers the “ultimate” sex-in-space fantasy adventure.

“Some of my co-workers might be up for this, as well,” Amy concluded.  “So I’m already thinking of offering an ‘Orgy in Orbit’ special.  It sure as heck won’t be cheap, but it will absolutely be priceless!”

For more information or to contact Amy, please visit www.AirForceAmy.com

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Holiday Cheer w/ Air Force Amy

 

Air Force Amy Here…with Some Holiday Cheer!

Dear Friend,
 
Christmas can be a stressful time…what with all the shopping, decorating, office parties, etc.

But it’s Christmas Eve.  The hard part is almost done.  Time to kick back, relax and enjoy the holiday.
 
So to brighten your day, I thought I’d share some Christmas jokes to take the edge off and get you in the right spirit.  
Enjoy!

Air Force Amy
“Not Just Sex…An Adventure!”
www.AirForceAmy.com
 
* * *
 
The Santa at the shopping mall was quite surprised when he saw Air Force Amy asking to sit on his lap. 
 
We all know Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled at him very nicely and he ended up asking her what she wanted for Christmas.
 
“Something for my mother, please,” Amy replied.
 
“Something for your mother? That’s very loving and thoughtful of you,” smiled Santa. “What would you like me to bring her?”
 
Amy answered quickly, “A son-in-law!”
 
* * * *
 
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the gates of heaven.
 
“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
 
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “This represents a candle,” he said.
 
“Very well, you may pass through the pearly gates,” said Saint Peter.
 
The second man reached into his pockets and pulled out a set of keys. They jingled as he shook them and he said, “They’re bells.”
 
Saint Peter said, “You may also enter heaven.”
 
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties. 
 
Saint Peter looked at the man, puzzled. 
 
“And just what do those symbolize?” he asked with a raised eyebrow.
 
The man replied, “These are Carol’s.”
 
* * *
 
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? 
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
 
(YES!  He comes to the Bunny Ranch every year!)
 
Q: How do snowmen make babies?
A: Snowballs, of course.
 
Q: What do the female reindeer do when the guys are out working?
A: They go into town and blow a few bucks.
 
Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
A: Because he only comes once a year.
 
Q: What’s Santa’s safe sex tip?
A: Wrap your package before shoving it down the chimney.
 
Q: Why does Santa land on the roof?
A: Because he likes it on top.
 
Q: What do a train set and boobs have in common?
A: They were both made for kids but dads can’t help playing with them.
 
Q: What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?
A: “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…”
 
Q: Why did the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because his wife was a total flake.
 
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrapper!
 
Q: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

(Hat tip: Pippa Raga at Distractify.com)

 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


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